Celebrity Convicts’ 2023 Christmas Day Prison Meals Revealed

America’s most famous prisoners won’t be home for Christmas … but that doesn’t mean it’s just another day behind bars … look no further than their prison menus.

TMZ did some digging, and celebrity convicts are being served traditional Christmas fare … like Cornish hens.

Here’s a breakdown of their Xmas spreads:

Derek Chauvin at Arizona’s FCI Tucson:

— Herbed Cornish hens, cornbread dressing, garlic cheese potatoes, whole kernel corn, chicken gravy, whole wheat bread, holiday dessert

R. Kelly at North Carolina’s FCI Butner Medium I

— Cornish Hens, cream of broccoli, cornbread dressing, mashed potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, glazed carrots, dinner rolls, pecan pie

Josh Duggar at Texas’ FCI Seagoville

— Baked Cornish hen, mashed potatoes, chicken gravy, dinner rolls, cheese and rice casserole, holiday pies

Julie Chrisley at Kentucky’s FMC Lexington:

— Roast turkey, baked candied yams with marshmallows, cornbread dressing, macaroni and cheese, cream gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, pecan pie

Todd Chrisley at Florida’s FPC Pensacola:

— Baked ham, turkey, macaroni and cheese, green beans, cranberry sauce, whole wheat bread, fresh fruit, pie

Joe Exotic at Texas’ FMC Fort Worth

— Baked Cornish hens, bread stuffing, macaroni and cheese, carrots, chicken gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls, holiday pie

Harvey Weinstein at New York’s Mohawk Correctional Facility:

— Baked chicken breast, seasoned chicken gravy, steamed white rice, steamed kernel corn, dinner rolls, margarine, ice cream sundae

Tory Lanez at California Correctional Institution Tehachapi:

— Pineapple glazed ham, carrot and pineapple salad, mashed potatoes, beef gravy, mixed vegetables, dinner roll, ice cream, blueberry crisp

These celeb convicts aren’t just being treated to a special holiday spread, some prisons are offering special games and activities on Christmas Day.

It sounds nice, but it’s a safe bet they would all rather be home with their families.