A cartoon by Brian McFadden
This cartoon is too wordy for alt-text, so I put a full transcription after the break.
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Transcription of comic:
(panel 1 – Title in the style of the Trump/Vance logo.)Leaked Emails from the Trump Campaign(panel 2 – An email from Roger Stone.)Subject: HACKED!From: Roger StoneHey man,I clicked a link for Nixon nudes (for research purposes only), but it turned out to be a phishing attack.Just a heads up.Whoops,Rog(panel 3 – An email from Kevin Sorbo.)Subject: RNC SPEAKING SLOT?From: Kevin SorboMr. President,Why didn’t I get a spot at the convention? I was more famous than Hulk Hogan for a few minutes in the ’90s.No worries though! If you want, I can post a really racist tweet about your new opponent. Let me know.Kevin(panel 4 – An email from Stephen Cheung.)Subject: EPSTEIN’S PLANEFrom: Steven CheungBoss,We’ve leased Epstein’s plane while yours is in for repairs. I don’t anticipate any bad press from this.StevenP.S. Because you’ve stiffed so many contractors, none will agree to get the Dershowitz stains out.(panel 5 – An email from J.D. Vance.)Subject: WRONG RALLY LOCATION?From: JD VanceDear Sir,No one’s here and there wasn’t any advance work done. Please send me the correct location and I’ll hop on a bus A.S.A.P.JD(panel 6 – An email from A.G. Sulzberger.)Subject: ALL GOODFrom: A.G. SulzbergerPresident Trump,Don’t worry. We’re not going to make a whole thing about your emails because we want you to win.Maggie says hi.Dash