Donald Trump Endorsed By Fellow Flagrant Felon Antonio Brown

Antonio Brown decided to do a little soft shoeing on behalf of Donald Trump when he appeared onstage to share his support during the former president’s Pennsylvania campaign stop.

Brown took to the podium with a prepared speech about what he and Trump have in common.

“But I’m here today representing a man who carries those same values,” Brown said. “Donald Trump, he knows success, and he knows what it takes to make America great again. And to be real, we have all experienced highs and lows. Especially me in my career as a Super Bowl champion and life as a father to seven amazing children.

“I have experienced low points and have to overcome adversity. Just how I watched Donald Trump overcome adversity. No matter what the media threw at him, no matter what people say to try to bring him down, he continue to push forward and keep getting back up. And he’s always ready for the fight.”

Now, AB, the jokes write themselves at this point.

He was also joined by his former teammate and Steelers player, Le’Veon Bell, who took the opportunity to wear a vile and disgusting shirt emblazoned with the question “Trump or the Tramp?” in reference to Vice President Kamala Harris. Between Trump, Brown and Bell there are 19 children and 13 baby mamas. There are tramps present but it doesn’t feel like any of them have the last name Harris.

AB and DT also share a penchant for felony charges in addition to their appetite for fathering children with multiple women. Brown‘s charges include endangering a two-year-old toddler by throwing furniture out of a 14th-floor apartment window, sexual misconduct, assault, battery, and burglary. He also racked up a pretty high child support bill of more than $30,000, resulting in his arrest. Trump was found guilty of 34 counts of election tampering in May and will stand trial after the November election.

The most important thing all 3 men have in common is whatever they suggest, you’re probably better off doing the opposite.