Donald Trump announces reparations for white people

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In the days following Donald Trump’s election victory against Vice President Kamala Harris, there has been a lot of scapegoating, finger-pointing, and calls for accountability within the Democratic Party about how we ended up with another four years of the orange führer. At this point, who and why are less important than how. How are we going to fight back against the batsh*t crazy policies that this fool is going to implement?

Trump has been making his president-elect presence felt on the internet by releasing a string of videos explaining what he wants to do to America in his second term, and a certain policy agenda has in particular people appalled, aghast, and highly offended.

For as much as white conservative weirdos say that Black folks are always “playing the victim,” their burnt sienna zaddy is positioning them as the biggest victims in modern times. Let him tell it, white folks have been so victimized by diversity, equity, and inclusion that they deserve reparations!

A resurfaced video from July 2023 is making its rounds showing that Trump wants to “fire the radical Left accreditors that have allowed our colleges to become dominated by Marxist Maniacs and lunatics” before DEI “victims” are paid restitution.

“Furthermore, I will direct the Department of Justice to pursue federal civil rights cases against schools that continue to engage in racial discrimination,” says Trump in the video. “And schools that persist in explicit unlawful discrimination under the guise of equity will not only have their endowment taxed, but through budget reconciliation, I will advance a measure to have them fined up to the entire amount of their endowment.

He continues,

“A portion of the seized funds will then be used as restitution for victims of these illegal and unjust policies, policies that hurt our country so badly. Colleges have gotten hundreds of billions of dollars from hard-working taxpayers and now we are going to get this anti-American insanity out of our institutions once and for all. We are going to have real education in America.”

The idea of offering snowflake white folks reparations when Black people have suffered, bled, and died to build this country into the global power that it is, and we can’t get the government even to CONSIDER making African Americans whole is infuriating.

America is about to find out how badly they f***ed up by bringing this man back into power. Those who voted MAGA and thought sh*t was sweet are about to get a rude awakening real fast.