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2023 was another Golden Corral buffet of premium shenanigans from Pound Town to Montgomery, Alabama where Ancestrally-Charged African-American Avengers dragged anglo-aggressors into the alabaster abyss during the now-infamous “Fade In The Water.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/2TrEnl31GR
— Sweet, kind, gregarious, and lots of fun (@Are_Ohh_Bee) August 7, 2023
There was chair-swangin’ and pain-brangin’ everywhere during the chaotic scene that immediately blew up the whole entire internet.
this view is crazy 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/0U5B0iyvp2
— Menace ² Society (@kingtrelll) August 7, 2023
Easily the greatest moment of 2023, the now-infamous “Riverboat Rumble” stirred up HILARIOUS jokes, memes, and commentary in yet another example of Black Twitter being the epicenter of entertainment.
LMAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/jo2CWs59EI
— Misty Miss T (@TayTfromTN) August 7, 2023
Me making my way down the Delaware River to help the niggas in Alabama pic.twitter.com/8v4d8lMhWS
— someswaggt (@someswaggt) August 7, 2023
I go on fb and 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/1TVMUx1EBb
— ✨ Bishop Tiddy Cakes 🍑 ✨ (@Taurus_Groove) August 7, 2023
It was a year of SkeeYees, super freaky pop-pops, shiny Renaissance fabrics, and the hoaxiest hoax of all hoaxes committed by Cheez-It-dusted viral villain Carlee Russell.
Source: Hoover Police Department
After days of confusion and public scrutiny, Russell admitted that she was not abducted after “stopping to check on a baby walking alone.”
There was no baby on Alabama’s Interstate I459 and the entire thing was described as an “elaborate” hoax
Russell’s attorney, Emory Anthony, sent a statement to Hoover Police Chief Nick Derzis confirming that her kidnapping was a farce.
“Dear Chief Derzis, my client has given me permission to make the following statement on her behalf: There was no kidnapping on July 13, 2023. My client did not see a baby on the side of the road. My client did not leave the Hoover area when she was identified as a missing person. My client did not have any help in this incident, but this was a single act done by herself,’’ Anthony wrote according to AL.com.
Russell was eventually found guilty of two misdemeanor crimes, false reporting to law enforcement authorities, and falsely reporting an incident with the judge recommending that she pay $18,000 in restitution and spend six months in jail per charge for a total of one year.
Carlee Russell when she found out her disappearance made national headlines. pic.twitter.com/TtZBLAohYT
— Chess (@Chessecuh) July 19, 2023
Overall, 2023 was a charcuterie platter of WTFery with Kelis (reportedly) bringing her milkshake to Bill Murray‘s yard, krusty Karens Karening around town, and Jada Pinkett Smith telling ALL of her business (EVERY BIT OF IT) to anyone who would listen.
What was your fave BOSSIP headline of 2023? Tell us down below and enjoy ALL of the BEST BOSSIP headlines of the year on the flip.
#FadeInTheWater: Ancestrally-Charged African-American Avengers Administered Anguish To Arrogant Anglo-Saxons At Montgomery Riverfront, Bud Light Bullies Beaten To FAAFO Pulp pic.twitter.com/EGOWWLuYm0
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 7, 2023
#RiverfrontRumble: Black Twitter Explodes Over Soul-Stirring Saltine Smackdown In Montgomery, Drags Anglo-Aggressors Into Alabaster Abyss pic.twitter.com/yvT5U7QYRk
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 7, 2023
Cardi B Defends TikToker Keith Lee’s Atlanta Restaurant Reviews After He Causes Cuisine Commotion Around Hookah & Hennessy Wing Soaked City
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 30, 2023
Lust In Translation: Kelis’ Mouthwatering Milkshake Brings Ghostbuster Grandad Bill Murray To The Yard, Senior Citizen Swirl Sparks Kaleidoscope Confusion pic.twitter.com/5nPQmfsDdj
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 9, 2023
Jonathan Majors & His Handy-Dandy Huckleberry Hat Break Up ‘Fight’ In Suspected PR Stunt, Spark Hilarious Hysteria pic.twitter.com/KE82Nwmv5n
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 15, 2023
Mugshot Makin’ MAGA: Devious Ding-A-Ling Donald Trump Indicted For Doling Out Dollars To Downplay Dirty Dalliances With Stormy Daniels During Election pic.twitter.com/qiGQUpJLOY
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 30, 2023
From Demon Time To Prison Time: Loquacious Leprechaun Tory Lanez Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison For Shooting Megan Thee Stallion, Gnome Gone Till 2033, Hotties Condemn Convicted Canadian, Call It A ‘Victory’ pic.twitter.com/9PPeZ0Ez5N
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 8, 2023
Boy, If You Don’t…Darius Jackson Trends After Blasting Bangin’ Baby Mama Keke Palmer’s Poppin’ Usher Residency Dress, Dweebly Doubles Down On Misogynistic Messiness While Twitter Urges Him To Clock Back Into Daddy Daycare pic.twitter.com/BSpaKMUIQy
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 6, 2023
Plot Twist In Pound Town: Social Media Explodes Over Sexyy Red’s Pregnancy Announcement, Jokes About Potential Pappy Of Her SkeeYee Seed pic.twitter.com/ot1784tspG
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 15, 2023
Super Freaky Grandpa??? Suspected Horny Hive Member Richard Lawson Trends Over Alleged Twitter Likes Amid Tina Knowles-Lawson Divorce, Emerges As Potential Mayor Of Pound Town pic.twitter.com/r6kZQJV1lm
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 27, 2023
Black Twitter DRAGS Perturbed Pappy Darius Jackson To Incel Hell For Shading Baby Mama Keke Palmer’s Usher Residency Dress pic.twitter.com/KXGLHfVoIL
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 6, 2023
Under The Conspira-sea: Stay-At-Home Dependent DDG Disparagingly Hints He Wanted To ‘Ruin’ Halle Bailey’s Career, Twitter Trashes ‘Famous’ly ‘Failed Rapper’s’ ‘Little Mermaid’ Malice pic.twitter.com/qWJRQXxIXh
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 15, 2023
‘Single AF’ Nia Long Cougar Canoodles With Watermoochie Whisperer Omarion At ‘You People’ Premiere, Sparks Hysteria pic.twitter.com/nrUF2QIjAe
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 21, 2023
Geaux ’Head With That Bull$#!t: Caucasian-Coddler-In-Chief Jill Biden Invites Caitlin Clark’s Losing Iowa Team To Tag-A-Long With LSU At Winner’s White House Visit, People Poo-Poo Pathetic Participatory Pat On The Butt pic.twitter.com/AgroQXCsGx
— Bossip (@Bossip) April 4, 2023
Erica Mena is learning the hard way that one “monkey” can stop two shows after ALLBLK fired her from Hush for racist slurs against Spice on #LHHATL.
— Bossip (@Bossip) September 9, 2023
Aggravated Ankhty India.Arie Sparks Backlash After Clutching Cowry Shells Over Megan Thee Stallion & Janelle Monae’s ESSENCE Encouragement Of Primetime P-Poppery pic.twitter.com/8BM0MFzNMQ
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 5, 2023
Das A Black KANG: Drawls Devastator Jonathan Majors Exposes His Cake Conquering Physique For Exquisitely Erotic EBONY Cover, Causes Cat Calls From MmmmmCU Fans pic.twitter.com/YWe2lRj7IO
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 7, 2023
Expecto Bruhtronem: ‘The American Society Of Magical Negroes’ Trailer Conjures Up Commotion Across Social Media
— Bossip (@Bossip) December 16, 2023
Strictly 4 My R.I.G.G.A.Z.: MAGA Magnate Donald Trump Makes Prisoner Pilgrimage To Miscreant Mecca For Machiavellian Mugshot pic.twitter.com/FqXh5ZPbgb
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 25, 2023
That’s That THIQUE: Chlöe Bailey Sets Off Massive Thirst Typhoon With Tropical Glazed YAMS On The Gram pic.twitter.com/AAmINcYSRf
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 11, 2023
Super Freaky Pop-Pop: Smokey Robinson Is Pulling Bloomers To The Side On Lusty New ’GASMS’ Album, Teases Seasoned Bussit Ballads
— Bossip (@Bossip) February 2, 2023
Bang Bruv Damson Idris Smashes Chlöe’s Cakes To Smithereens In Streaming ‘Swarm’ Series, Sparks Horny Hysteria Across Ni’Jah’s Internet pic.twitter.com/2AHpZWqfR6
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 17, 2023
Thicker Than Oxtail Gravy: SZA Shows Off Her Colossal Ctrl Cakes, BBLows Up The Gram pic.twitter.com/4anrDW8eYZ
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 4, 2023
#LipstickLover: Janelle Monáe Tiddays Tremendously In Cinematic Aphrodisiac, Leaves Fans Buzzing Over Buxom Baddie Buffet In Pleasure Paradise
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 12, 2023
AmeriKKKa’s Most Taunted: Ice Cube Takes Tucker Carlson On Ride Along To Kiki Over Anti-Vaxx Adoration, Today Was A Bad Day pic.twitter.com/Du6wDQQ7LE
— Bossip (@Bossip) July 26, 2023
Heinously Haram: Quran-Quotin’ Qaren “Raquel Evita Saraswati” Outed By Her Mom As Aggrieved Anglo-Saxon Activist Rachel Elizabeth Seidel, “She’s As White As Driven Snow” pic.twitter.com/Pwojnfka2s
— Bossip (@Bossip) March 2, 2023
Stranger THANGS: Jamie Foxx, John Boyega & Teyonah Parris Uncover Government C-O-N-Spiracy In Trippy Trailer For ’They Cloned Tyrone’ pic.twitter.com/e6zc6VibjI
— Bossip (@Bossip) June 18, 2023
Comfortable In Her Skin: Kyla Pratt Gets Criticized By Poor Unfortunate Souls Over Casual Outfit At ’The Little Mermaid’ World Premiere pic.twitter.com/gz5sw3t50a
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 10, 2023
DaBlackballed DaBaby Regrets How He Handled The DaBacklash After Gay-Bashing Rant: ‘I’m Not A Bad Person’ pic.twitter.com/eeXZbHwC7M
— Bossip (@Bossip) May 6, 2023
Bladder Banter: Yung Miami Makes Flabbergasting Freak-A-Leak Golden Showers Confession On Podcast, ‘Pee Diddy’ Discussions Drip Down Timelines pic.twitter.com/km8SmSB3E7
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 20, 2023
‘Oh Yeahhh, Fo’ Shiz, Fo’ Shiz, Ginuwiiiine!’ (Caucasian) Michelle Williams Imitates Justin Timberlake’s Alabaster AAVEcent In HILARIOUS Audiobook Clip From Britney Spears Memoir, Shatters Social Media
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 25, 2023
Gnome More Drama: Twitter Reacts To Tory Lanez & His Wiglette Being Sentenced To 10 Years For Shooting Megan Thee Stallion pic.twitter.com/IeKlqqYcUD
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 9, 2023
Don’t Be A Menace: Social Media Slaps The Living Color Out Of Marlon Wayans For Headass Hot Take About Montgomery Melee pic.twitter.com/EdrNoiZvPn
— Bossip (@Bossip) August 7, 2023
Where There’s Smoke… Kimora Lee Simmons And Her Kids Are ‘Fine’ Following House Fire But Social Media Suspects A Bad Boy Behind The Blaze
— Bossip (@Bossip) December 4, 2023
YEWNIQUE! A Gallery Of BAElien Superstars, Fashion Supernovas & Cosmic Cowgirls Who Slayyyed At Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance’ World Tour, Vol. 3 pic.twitter.com/HiUOHVnkoy
— Bossip (@Bossip) October 4, 2023
Fly, Pannies, Fly! Eagles Quarterbae Jalen Hurts Gets Bombarded With Soggy ePannies On His Way To Super Bowl pic.twitter.com/c0e4vHloBJ
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 31, 2023
Miles Morales Faces Off Against Fifty’leven Spider-People In Latest ’Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse’ Trailer pic.twitter.com/KXXCy61c1I
— Bossip (@Bossip) April 5, 2023
